Lesbian by nature, civil by choice 💋 be who are you, not who you want.
i want to listen to music, drink coffee (+ a bit vodka) and forget the world
i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,
KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE
i wonder what he’s up to these days.
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
today on satan makes a blog post
ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened
i can’t imagine someone ever looking at me and getting butterflies that just doesn’t happen
Imagine watching an episode of Catfish and seeing someone use your pictures to catfish someone else