Lesbian by nature, civil by choice 💋 be who are you, not who you want.
order of importance in piper’s life
long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about
I was walking with my Grandma today and two men were walking on the other side of the street holding hands. She nudged me and said “See that couple over there?” And just as I tensed up a little she continued: “I really like the young man on the right’s pants. What a lovely colour.” And I don’t think she will ever fully know how much that moment meant to me.
Trick or tr(eat me out) 🎃
Happy Birthday, Amy.