damnnlyssa:

everytime it gets close to October i start reblogging the fuck out of this

damnnlyssa:

everytime it gets close to October i start reblogging the fuck out of this

(Source: excuse-my-beauty)

crystalfy:

It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human.

same goes for students at schools

I just realized how fucked up that is wow. 

(Source: leisurelee)

invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

image

(Source: officialkrudd)

order of importance in piper’s life

(Source: orangeis)

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

(Source: flapwagon)

breannewilliamson:

I was walking with my Grandma today and two men were walking on the other side of the street holding hands. She nudged me and said “See that couple over there?” And just as I tensed up a little she continued: “I really like the young man on the right’s pants. What a lovely colour.” And I don’t think she will ever fully know how much that moment meant to me.

Trick or tr(eat me out) 🎃

(Source: electroteen)

buttlass:

buttlass:

im all for a tarzan remake where everything is the same but tarzan is a girl please and thank you

and in case ur wondering yes jane is still a girl they’re jungle lesbians you’re welcome

(Source: gamegrrl)

katariinabiites:

breakfastburritoe:

depressed-0bsessed:

breakfastburritoe:

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

I fucking love you guys.